Monday, 3 March 2014

i watched a bro bet $100 on leonardo dicaprio to win the best actor oscar last night hahahahahahahaha

he werent mad though hes fucking stacking so


why hasnt leo won one lol, im gonna bandwagon and write about it

sike no i dont care about leonardo dicaprio the famous rich well off motherfucker who probably gets chased by thick bitches every day asking to scrub his dick with their saliva and tonsils while he takes a dump

who cares hes rich

i care about my friends even if theyre rich, and i havent ever tried to take advantage of their money. but fuck if i met leonardo dicaprio this evening id scam the shit out of him

hey

hey leonardo

hey mr dicaprio im selling the addresses of the academy board members

yeah

yeah only $5,000,000

you want a shank too ok thats another $20




it would work

fuck rich famous people they are nothing to me and should be nothing to you also no?

if everyone got up and said fuck r

woah i shouldnt finish that thought, i was reading about the nsa and i dont want to end up in guantanamo for writing some anarchist shit on a blog

a fucking internet blog lol

an internet blog causing a stretched out bumhole and a shattered dignity no thx

maybe i should never post here again...

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