Friday, 28 February 2014

one bowl later...





what is the plural form of yes

i could  google it, orrrrr i could type my shit out and read it later when im sober

so is it yeses? that sounds right.. yi is a little weird, quite sure ive heard it in many martial arts movies during fight sequences and i dont think they were screaming yes in the plural. those sounds are pretty sick tho

ooh

wayaaahhhh


tikaiiiii

watoooh

aaaaiiihh

yaaaii

hoo-hooaaaaa

aaayiiaa

bro if i ever got in a fight with bruce lee he could kill me str8 up just by making me piss myself laughing until all the fluid in my body was secreted over my own shoes and my stomach turned itself inside out.. i dont want to fight him. my shoes are white and they are brand new

but if i asked my bros if they would fight bruce lee i bet id get a roomful of yeses (yi?) like i wonder what it is that makes people want to fight famous people

i get that feeling all the time its weird actually! fighting famous people would sort of validate my existence, put me in the limelight AND i could legitimately kick miley in the cunt. all the way up to my knee.

it would fit..

miley cyrus MAKES ME WANT TO VOM

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