i am going to cry

no

im not emotional rn dont worry i mean from FUCKING FRUSTRATION
this class is TERRIBLE
this prof is TERRIBLE (kinda funny tho)
this asian prick sitting a few rows back who keeps speaking up is a FUCKING NOLIFE TWAT

ok i took a small break and im calmer now

but still fuck this class, fuck utm and i am so hungry i might throw up and make this 2 hour session of faggotism and bullshittery more interesting

one bowl later...





what is the plural form of yes

i could  google it, orrrrr i could type my shit out and read it later when im sober

so is it yeses? that sounds right.. yi is a little weird, quite sure ive heard it in many martial arts movies during fight sequences and i dont think they were screaming yes in the plural. those sounds are pretty sick tho

ooh

wayaaahhhh

tikaiiiii

watoooh

aaaaiiihh

yaaaii

hoo-hooaaaaa

aaayiiaa

bro if i ever got in a fight with bruce lee he could kill me str8 up just by making me piss myself laughing until all the fluid in my body was secreted over my own shoes and my stomach turned itself inside out.. i dont want to fight him. my shoes are white and they are brand new

but if i asked my bros if they would fight bruce lee i bet id get a roomful of yeses (yi?) like i wonder what it is that makes people want to fight famous people

i get that feeling all the time its weird actually! fighting famous people would sort of validate my existence, put me in the limelight AND i could legitimately kick miley in the cunt. all the way up to my knee.

it would fit..

miley cyrus MAKES ME WANT TO VOM

rob ford. lets talk about rob ford because everyone else is talking about rob f

NO seriously who gives a shit if this guy smokes crack and calls the chief of police a "cocksucker" (hahahahahahhahahaha)? i dont know anything about canadian politics but if the prime minister of england was caught with a pipe of crack in his hand and a whiskey blush to his cheeks he'd be made the archbishop of cunterbury. the people would fucking love that

why is rob ford special anyway, this is just like when famous people die and the whole world fucking freaks out

really who cares about paul walker besides his family? ye you and your boys watched fast and furious 1 once after you failed to get laid on a night out in 2004, and now youre pouring your eyes out (on twitter lmfao)

anyway theres a lot of crack smokers besides rob ford, why does it matter hes the mayor? mayors are sources of entertainment, hes doing his job. fuck, never thought id say it but boris johnson could actually learn from this twat haha

im sorry if my blog posts are hard to read but i can write them x39258 faster this way, its how i write in lectures and fuck your opinion

and i have things to do, places to be, crack pipes to blaze, i cant spend all day writing a beautiful dan brown novel just for NOBODY TO READ IT ANYWAY

lol

i still dont know what to write about on this blog

btw i used to play guitar this good.. just saying

i just watched it and was hypnotized by my hair swinging left and right

and left

and right

like a grandfather clock

i mean like a pendulum.. would be weird if the whole grandfather clock moved like that it would be a hazard to pets children and small adults, and why is it called a grandfather clock i don't think i would die if my grandfather fell on me one day or

hm maybe i would.. if he fell on me from a 10 storey building lol

bye guys

some writing later maybe but bye "guys" (lol theres nobody there)

lol united lost today and they played fucking terribly
fuck united and fuck their fans bro

in other news i think i may be losing my english accent to the slippery fiendish motherfucker that is the canadian accent, i don't want to sound like the white people around me do they sound like they are actually TRYING to cause eardrum irritation

why the fuck is this fat kid with his excessively blue jeans playing his acoustic guitar here this is a public area.. you have too much diabetes to be bob dylan buddy sorry please fuck off

i feel like a prick now tho

these remixes are amazing i wish i could do this

my friend charlie frost can mix music i wonder how well he's doing in university. i wonder if he will ever read this but there's probably too much shit on the internet and he has a lot of porn he could be inspecting instead of my crap blog lol

so im not gonna link it to him but charlie don't take it personally if you're reading this it was for your own good

i think i might do some creative writing later but probably ill just pass the fuck out instead

i have failed so many times at making blogs and maintaining them

this will probably be another one of those times but maybe not

but probably

so i finished my last midterm today and i dont really have anything to write about because there was no football and i cant even see anything outside because theres fucking snow everywhere covering everything

i hope this first post doesnt embarrass me when my blog is mad famous and im rich

i dont want to become kim kardashian

i feel like i should describe why im writing like this, im actually perfectly literate but im typing like i type lecture notes right now because it gets the shit in my head onto the screen a$ap

but there is nothing to write about right now since im not in lecture and snow is everywhere and i want a cigarette and 12 hours of sleep

does that make me a boring person

i will be writing about the shit that interests me but im a pretty indecisive person, as i recently realised

therefore "the shit" that i will be writing about could be football or music or 

someone interrupted me so i didnt finish that, it is valentines day so needless to say a handsome chap like me is a little busy i will update the blog later with my countless conquests

lol jk i have a girlfriend im not a tool

but yeah peace